The importance of being too stupid to exist

Today’s lesson, brought to you by Team 189, is the importance of not being a moron.

It began this evening whilst I was on the internet and speaking to my brother over MSN. Strangely, someone by the e-mail address of bowdown2kingsean@hotmail.co.uk decided to add me to their contact list. The conversation began quite well, him introducing himself to Sean and me explaining I had no idea who he was or any further desire to speak to him. Then things started getting strange, he kept believing I was Callum and rudely attempting to convince him I was a student at the University of Gloucestershire.

Rich says:
perhaps you’re mistaking me for somebody you actually know ?

I am king says:
sean ryan for gad sake. I was a defender last year for the a team. 

(and now it gets really perculiar)

I am king says:
i gave grapes when i went on the 147 to max`s house

Rich says:
The A team ? sweet.. Did you meet Mr T ? Seriously, who do you think I am?

I am king says:
do u ve john couson`s msn addi

Rich says:
again, no idea who you are talking about. Lets start with the basics. Hi, I’m Richard Millington a student at the university of Gloucestershire

I am king says:
dichead

Now he started to get particuarly annoying, and continued on claiming I was callum. So, to put it simply, I stopped resisting and agreed to be Callum.

Rich says:
Me and Luke (a name I plucked from his personal message box) are going to cinema tomorrow, wanna come ?

I am king says:
ur inviting me sean ryan me?

I am king says:
cool

Rich says:
Meet outside at 8pm.

I am king says:
ok